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Tuesday 7th of December 2010 by Lights in the Woods
dean quickly pops a manual
Saturday 4th of December 2010 by Lights in the Woods
One sweet night at one sweet bar, Ryan Popple is the dude -Chaz-
Tuesday 30th of November 2010 by Lights in the Woods
“On the evening of January 11, 1987, the world was graced with the presence of one William Bingham Brown the Second. Over the years, the strikingly handsome and unusually intelligent baby developed into one of the finest citizens this country has ever had the honor of calling its own. Whether he’s drinking with friends or masterminding some of the most classified interworkings of NASA, Bill is constantly pushing the envelope and exceeding all expectations for the human species. None of this, however, has anything to do with the video you are now holding in your hand, but is simply a small sample of the unexplained “humor” of the creators of this project.”
A celebration of Bill’s presence
Cheers all round for Bill Brown!
Tuesday 9th of November 2010 by Lights in the Woods
This update is brought to you with the intention of introducing the world to Gary Dimartine aka the Lone Pine aka Gary the goldmine. Gary is a nomad who hails originally from New Jersey, and currently rips everything and everywhere in sight. Every utterance to leave the goldmine’s mouth is sure to have you entertained, laughing and stoked on life. I lent the dude my bike for the day, and it came home with it’s first roof drop under it’s belt, having also narrowly avoided ramping over someone’s car. He may also have one of the most awesome and infectious laughs ever. Here are a selection of wise words, which I have heard leave Gary’s train of thought into the world for all to enjoy…
– I’m harder than I’ve been in a while right now
– I wish we’d done something cool to be in here, like k****d a cop
– There is no past meatball sub’s; there’s meatball sub’s, and then just a drop off point man
– He’s cooking dinner with a chick? Call him a fucking fag from me man
– I gota go by my chicks house to get my allowance
– I don’t even like cigarette’s, I just like smoking. If I could smoke weed all day every day I would
– Anyone wanna buy a copy of banned 4 life or trade for a sack of weed
We love you the Gold Mine!